Vintage - 9 (Potentially) Humorous Poems

I will slowly be adding new "Vintage" fiction and poetry to Modern Evil, as I get it re-typed. Every "Vintage" piece is from my high school years (or thereabouts), and as made available here is transcribed word-for-word from my originals (with spelling corrected where appropriate), retaining the initial creations in all their inexperienced glory. Future editions may be edited, but the "Vintage" editions will always retain the quality and content of the originals.

You may purchase the entire "Vintage" collection at once (over 10 short stories and over 40 poems) with the following link:

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This "Vintage" set is nine poems I wrote that have a somewhat humorous bent. I can't guarantee that you will find them funny, but I've included two examples below. Perhaps you will find them more silly than funny. The set includes a series of five "Duh" poems, which followed my Suicide, Homicide, and Love series'. I hope you like them. The set costs fifteen cents:

Read a couple sample poems:

A Cheezy Poem

Cheese is orange, yellow, and blue. Some cheese smells like an old shoe. Some cheese tastes real good to you, And some cheese may give you the flu.

I like longhorn cheddar cheese,
It tastes so good that I could sneeze,
Or eat some more, until I wheeze.
I'd eat as much cheese as I please.

Yet there are those that just won't chew
A piece of cheese like me or you.
They don't like cheese, in green or blue,
Or even cheese made at the zoo.

Cheese is neat!

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Duh - I

Is this a haiku? Perhaps this is a haiku. What is a haiku?

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Buy all nine to read the rest!

Posted by Teel on March 15, 2004 12:53 AM